February 10th, 2012
After Brad and Jen got divorced and Brad and Angie posed in a 70 page photo shoot in W magazine, Jen famously said, “Brad seems to have a sensitivity chip missing.” (BTW, Team Aniston forever). Well, we must confess. Nicholas Sparks movies make us feel like we have the same problem. Look, we know you ladies love some The Notebook, but our viewing experience consisted of us sitting there stone faced in a theater full of weeping women. I’ve teared up more during allergy season. Oh and don’t get us started on A Walk to Remember. We’d pretty much rather paint our bedroom bubblegum pink than endure the cloying sweetness of Mandy Moore’s character for another 2 hours. And then we had the unfortunate experience of seeing Dear John on a plane. We thought Delta might as well just bring back their trays of chicken parmesan and wither-y spinach if the goal was to make us completely nauseous. So, no. ”I do” not want to say “I do” to The Vow. What about you? Do you looooove some Nicholas Sparks or are you more excited that Reader JLAL is taking The Vow for real??