We have nothing more to say about the Bachelor – now that we’ve lost all faith in relationships. Wasn’t it Jake complaining that nice guys always finish last? Guess he wasn’t too concerned with nice girls. So if you wanna vent, here’s the forum. We’re done. Ugh.
Forgetting about the Season Pass on Glee until two weeks ago has been the greatest thing to ever happen to cold Saturday and Sunday afternoons. After watching Glee for six hours this past Saturday (before ultimately going to bed at 8:30 – and then sleeping for 12 hours), we’ve successfully mastered the art of having glorious pop songs from past and present pop into our head. For example, any time we see something we like / want, we hear the lyrics from “Alone” by Heart.
A sample of how it works:
See Louboutin…“Till now…I always got by on my own…”
See Haitian orphans: “I never really cared until I met you!”
Go running in January: “And now it chills me to the bone…”
One look at the DVR...”How do I get you alone?!?!
That’s what the (Wo)Men At Work want to know (congrats to the 80’s aficionados still tracking). Jake is veto-ing ladies faster than a devout PCA man, and he is taking no prisioners. We think Jake likes the sweet, innocent types, and we have to guess that he ends up with Tenley or Corrie. Gia is too NYC, Ali is too cool / jaded, and Vienna is just too out there. Who do you think it can be now?
Reader Kenny just sent us a great tip: 20 “memorable” personalities from the Bachelor franchise will be living together in a house in a new competition style reality show, premiering on ABC late summer. Wowza. Apparently they are all friends and exist in some Bachelor / Bachelorette subculture, and now they are going to be filmed. For more, click here. There is only one question that comes to mind…WHO do you want to see on the show? We want to see Rozlyn and hear more of her confusing logic! Is it just us, or does she look like a Dallas Cowboy version of Scarlett Johansson?
“So you think that there’s no other girls here that fell for other people before they came on the show?” Rozlyn Papa
“elaney, I thought that Jake that was kicked off the ‘Bachela-ette’ was so cute! How do you think you could meet him?!” -eMum
It’s bach! As you all know, The Bachelor is our favorite reality television show. And while like Shakira’s music, every one is pretty much like the other one, we still love it (”Whenever, Whereever” it comes out). So tonight is the big season premiere, and our DVR has been set for weeks. We’re happy to see that blondes are back in the Bachelor / Bachelorette franchise (even though our man Jake “On the Wings of Love” Pavelka is a little much. Hopefully he’ll make good TV. Way to get “Find men in 2010″ of to a good, festive start! What do you think – are you tuning in or tuning out?
Blake Lively doesn’t have a stylist. How does this 22 year old have such amazing style?? How?! Sure, she’s on set right now, but she’s pretty spot on. Big prize to the reader who can find who makes this coat.
