“Well, it was Sunday afternoon. I found myself on a hour long Subway ride back from the Target in Brooklyn, and I thought to myself, ‘Maybe I’m missing the point.’” – elaney, on why she moved from New York City
Not gonna lie. This had us kind of entertained. emum, how happy are you right now? Don’t get too excited. It was either this or an episode of “Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis” but while we could not stop laughing uncontrollably, there was definitely nothing elaney approp. This video, however, is pretty G-rated. And, while it means we are officially uncool, we think it’s kind of cute.
Wow. Is this what we sound like? The best part is when the guy gets offended that his friend has never heard of Pinkberry. Oh and “I shared a bagel…with the trash…”
What’s your fav part?
This was such a good idea. Is it bad to still get a 14 year old kick of doing something you know your emum will hate?
Are probably the most wonderful time of the week in the most wonderful time of the year. Most people are done perusing the blogs for today and out frolicking about day drinking and skipping in the grass. But once again, we at elaney are a little short on blog topics. We know we didn’t get to all of them the last time we asked, but help us out for the next few weeks and let us know what you want to hear about!
Quotation #1
“We both shop at the J.Crew sales rack, and it’s catching up to us.” - Reader Melby, on seeing elaney show up in the unmistakably same coral J.Crew cardigan she was wearing
Quotation #2
Reader Melby: ”You should like that guy.”
elaney: ”Sure, but why don’t you like him?”
Reader Melby: ”Oh trust me, I would, if he had any sort of physical attraction to me. I basically showed him my boob trying to get him to like me.”
Quotation #3
elaney (laughing hysterically): ”You are so funny. You are the funniest girl I know. Are you this funny around guys?”
Reader Melby: “Absolutely not, guys don’t understand anything I say. They just look at me with blank stares.”
elaney: ”Yeah, you are pretty girl funny. Maybe you could try to work it in a little more though.” [Then remembering all that had been said...] ”On second thought, maybe not.”
