welcome to elaney!

Official Sunday Bar email 1/29/12:

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Sunday Barflies,

At Sunday Bar, we pride ourselves on the range of our beverages almost as much as we pride ourselves on the fact  they all contain alcohol.   Variety is a key facet of our enterprise.  We shun the masculine/feminine labels that too often comes with beverage selection, and we encourage our patrons to enjoy the drink on its own terms.  In a sense, we’re kind of like the Gloria Steinem of the cocktail world.  

But this week’s drink is definitely girly.  There’s no way around it.  It’s so girly that I had to get super-girly Barfly elaney to introduce it with an extra-girly announcement.  As evidence of how girly it is, please note that elaney has actually achieved the enduring feminist goal of reducing the number of words in the term “Super Bowl.”  Guys of Sunday Bar, I encourage you to go to the Elaney website and launch your complaints.  Following her frivolous announcement about “champagne-induced giggling,” I have some important administrative notes that I could not in good conscience delegate to a woman.

Without further ado, ELANEY:

Let’s get real, Barmaids.

We love our purses and we lust for expensive shoes, but as every elaney girl knows, sometimes a champagne flute is a girl’s best accessory.  So, tell us ladies.  Is it just us, or has the male dominated culture of Sunday bar gotten you down?  Do you feel like you have to drink Old Fashioneds and wear an ascot to be accepted?  Are you tired of your Tory Burch boots going unnoticed?  Have you had it with your Kate Spade tops smelling of campfire?!?!  Well suffer silently no more.  It’s ladies night at Sunday Bar, so grab your favorite cocktail ring and get ready to roll out the pink carpet.  

Come join the team from elaney for Champagne Cocktails (and champagne induced giggling).  We’ll provide the spirits; you provide your inner girlie girlie.  Come ready to discuss The Bachelor, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills finale, and scoop on Heidi Klum and Seal’s divorce.  Conversations on the Superbowl need not apply, but any feather boa is a friend of ours.  See ya on Sunday…in pink and pearls.  

xoxo,

elaney  

Important Administrative Notes:

- Event kicks off at 7:30 at 1857 Volberg St. NW 30318.  Beer, wine, snacks, donations, desserts, etc. are welcome but not required.  HOWEVER, guys should think extra hard about bringing beer this week, or they will only have champagne to wash down their shame.

- If you were left off last week’s email, I apologize.  I’m reconstructing my email list after my computer was stolen.  Hopefully everyone is back.

- Bring anyone – all are invited!

See you at the Bar!

Tommy