March 18th, 2010

Sandy, Baby, I’m in Misery

Blind-sided.  First Danny Zuko.  Now this.  Call us crazy, but we thought that Jesse James and Sandra Bullock were the real deal.  She just seems so “dateable,” and he just seemed all happy to have a smart, hot wife.  Sigh.  How weird is it that the Academy Award is the curse of the marriage?  Sandra (btw While You Were Sleeping is an all time favorite movie) joins the ranks of Kate Winslet, Reese Witherspoon, Halle Berry, Hilary Swank, and Julia Roberts as actresses who’ve separated soon after Oscar gold.  Sad.  This isn’t can’t-get-out-of-bed-on-Thanksgiving-when-Nick-and-Jess-announced-their-separation-Turkey-Day-2005, but this is a pretty big heartbreaker.  Surprised?

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March 19th, 2008

More Jess and Tony

We truly haven’t liked Jessica since that fateful Thanksgiving in 2005 (announcement of her divorce with Nick), but these pics of Tony are softening us a bit.  What do you think?  You like Jess and Tony?

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March 18th, 2008

Okay, Jessica and Tony are kinda cute

We have to say, Jess and Tony look pretty precious at Tony’s teammate’s wedding. Maybe, maybe…we like them together. But mostly because of him.

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March 11th, 2008

Poplets we are OVER

1. Jessica Simpson. We can’t even. When we think back on ye olde Newlywed days, it’s hard for us to imagine how much we used to like her. First of all, what happened to her style? She used to be the best dresser, then she put on one pair of daisy dukes, and her style went to the dogs.

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2. LiLo. We just can’t forgive her for the horrible squandering of talent. Of all the poplets, she probably had the most potential. However, the way she treated her very lucky very rare opportunities is so disappointing. She’s going to have to do some major philanthropy and make some major movies for us to get back on the LiLo train.

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3. Paris. Do we really need to elaborate?

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Of all of these, who would you pick to never ever have to read about again?