February 5th, 2010
Everyone has them. The inexplicable day when everything you put on looks. completely. horrible. Your skin tone looks weird; your hair looks bad. No one else will notice these subtle changes, but you are instantly and acutely aware of how much more attractive you were a mere 24 hours ago. Clothing Crisis! What to do? You can’t fight them, but you can prepare. Have a very plain outfit ready. Jeans, black top. J.Crew kind of day for us. Looks like the same for Jessica Alba. What do you do?!
June 9th, 2008
We are not huge Alba-fans, but lately, we’ve sort of opened up to her. Major brownie points for the low key, not all about me wedding (who does that remind us of??). The baby was born sometime over the weekend, and the couple has not released the name. They did buy a $4 million house in Bev Hills to bring her up in though. Congrats!
May 21st, 2008
Apparently, Jessica and Cash tied the knot Monday afternoon at a Beverly Hills courthouse. Jessica wore a long blue dress with her hair in a ponytail, and Cash wore brown pants and a white shirt. They applied for a license around 11:30am, waited about 40 minutes and then were married. No other attendants were there. Congrats!
May 21st, 2008
Mr. and Mrs. Cash Warren tied the knot Monday in a quiet private ceremony. Jessica (27) and Cash (31) met on the set of 2004′s Fantastic Four. Cash Warren was the director’s assistant and has since become a producer. They are expecting a baby girl this summer. No more details yet!
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March 7th, 2008
We have been thinking about how to approach the Jessica Alba topic for awhile now. It’s a bit difficult for us, because the issue is so personal. It’s difficult for us to evaluate her fashion, her movies, and her comments, because we can’t separate ourselves from our emotions about her.
Let’s just say we aren’t huge fans.
We don’t like it when she complains about being so beautiful (Oh cry me a river).
We don’t like it when she complains about being misunderstood as a Hispanic who doesn’t know Spanish (I mean, I can see how the Hispanic community does value comprehension of the language).
We realllllly don’t like her bored expression and her most-popular-girl-in-8th-grade-smile (that’s always a charming look).
But this geniunely happy pregnancy glow is about to put us over the edge. UGH. Could Jessica Alba be anymore annoying?!?!
