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If Monday after the holidays feels like you just had 100 bandaids ripped off your body, well, we hear you.  And so did ABC apparently because a new season of the Bachelor starts tonight.  Ah how we love to hear people say things like “rose ceremony,” “one on one date,” and “fantasy suite” with a completely serious straight face.  After the beautiful DeAnna made a pretty bad judgement call on Jesse (we hate to be ugly, but seriously, that was ridiculous – neon shoelaces?!?), broken hearted Jason was left in the dust.  However, apparently 25 tv-ready single woman is all it takes to cure the broken heart.  New season tonight at 8.

Not even kidding.

There are no words.  

This is more upsetting than Heidi Montag’s video premiere.  This is worse than Angela and Tony’s relationship ruining Who’s The Boss.  This is more random than Marissa dying on The O.C.  This is a worse decision than Steven hitting a girl on The Real World.  This is more disappointing than than the Vanessa / Nate storyline on Gossip Girl.  This is more disturbing than Tyra Banks.  The only man in America that can make Justin Bobby look kind of cute, and DeAnna picked him…over Jason. Jesse??  JESSE?