September 8th, 2010
Ahh football season in the South. We don’t care if you’re so girlie you exercise in high heels, you can’t help but love a little SEC football. However, we are only one weekend in, and we have already noticed a little something we’d like to warn against. Ladies, in your best interest, it’s time to ask yourself, “am I being a football-lover pretender to attract men?” Because while we get the strategy, as soon as you Down, Set, Hut you are as uncovered as Jerry Rice (we Googled famous wide receivers – sorry if that doesn’t make sense). It is just not cool. It’s way too obvious, and guys don’t care! They just want you to not complain about how it’s hot and you wanna go home. If you are a legit fan (and we assume none of you reading this blog are), more power to you, but if you are just feeling the urge to fabricate, just put on something cute and bring the Nugget Tray.