February 8th, 2010

Highlights from the Superbowl (Party)

Reader Ace: “Who’s doing the Superbowl halftime show?  Is that Billy Joel?”

elaney:  “The Who sings Teenage Wasteland?!  I thought that was sung by a teenybopper.  You know, ‘her name is Noel…’”
Disgusted guy in a black t-shirt that looked like he knew a lot about music: “That’s Teenage Dirtbag.”

Male Reader: “elaney, who are you cheering for?”
elaney:  “Well, it was really a decision between Girls Next Door star Kendra Wilkinson (married to Colt’s player Hank Baskett) and Kim Kardashian (dates Reggie Bush).  I’m more of a Khloe fan, so I I decided to root for the Colts.
Male Reader (blank expression then pregnant pause): “Don’t ever tell another guy what you just told me.”

Reader Melby: “I want to buy bottles of Drew Brees tears.”