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“I like to do a little laundry everyday.” - emum, not knowing the power of her own wisdom

Not gonna lie. This had us kind of entertained. emum, how happy are you right now? Don’t get too excited. It was either this or an episode of “Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis” but while we could not stop laughing uncontrollably, there was definitely nothing elaney approp. This video, however, is pretty G-rated.  And, while it means we are officially uncool, we think it’s kind of cute.

Now that we think almost exclusively in elaney blog posts and quotes (btw we think of sooooooooo many elaney-esque yet dreadfully inappropriate quotes that we can only email out to a select few if you’d like to be added to that email list), we often find ourselves daydreaming off into elaney short quotes and ideas.  Few favorite quotes from yesterday:

“elaney, please try to remember that the women in my bible study read your blog.” -emum
“Not to sound snobby, but air travel makes me hate the gen pub.  I totally get private planes now.” -Reader Melby

So, please do share…whether it’s from @whitegirlproblems or joel mchale or your own emum…what’s your favorite nub you’ve overheard lately that you’ve thought…”that’s just too good to keep to myself.”

8:15 am Morning Commute Call

emum:  ”Would you mind if I put you on speaker phone?  That way you can just talk, and I can still work out.”

45 minute commute.  2x a day.  and you pretty much always answer the phone.  thank you…so much.

“I LOVE my birthday!!” -emum, 4/29/10, 8:15 AM