February 24th, 2010

Can’t. Even. Blog.

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However, if you want to know what we think, ask the nice man on the treadmill who watched the tears falling this morning while elaney was running and watching the news.

February 2nd, 2010

eMum Learns About Commenting

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For more, please see eMum Learns about gchat.

January 8th, 2010

Today’s Lunchtime Call with eMum; alt title, Playing Hard to Get

elaney: [insert pointless story about work]
eMum:  “Hmm, that’s great Sweetie!  Okay, I have to go…”
elaney:  “Wait! [insert daily lament about men]”
eMum:  “Yes, that’s true.  Okay, call me after work….”
elaney:  “Okay, but [insert useless description of today's outfit]”
eMum:  “That’s nice.  Now I really have to go.”
elaney:  “PLEASE DON’T HANG UP!!!!!”
eMum:  “I really have to go.”
elaney:  “Pretend like it’s Robert or Carter.”

December 31st, 2009

2010 Slogan – The Longer We Write elaney The Less Shame We Have

Reader Kate is on the same topic today, and we are reminded of the importance of coming up with an annual slogan (sidebar – check out Kate’s slogan from ‘07, created by “Laney W”).  After the overwhelming success of “Streamline in ‘09,” we’d like to uncover a slogan that has the same level of attainable success and rewards to reap.  So, we’ve settled on “Find Men in 2010.”  Yep.  If nothing else, that should provide lots of good blog content.

Celebration toast with champagne

December 29th, 2009

eMum Learns About Gchat

elaney: hey eMum!!
eMum: hi
elaney: should we get a new purse or a new duffel bag?
8:17 PM
eMum: what?
elaney: well what do you think?
eMum: Whatever you think
elaney: don’t know…
both?
which would you rather have between the duffel and the purse?
8:21 PM
eMum: bye elaney I love you!!! Oh send me the link to the purse.
elaney:  love you emum!!
eMum: I would like both
elaney: :)
8:22 PM
eMum: what does the smiley face mean
elaney: it means that both sounds like a good option
8:23 PM
“you’re a rich girl by taste- just a little cash poor” – jeanne keogh, RHOC
eMum: How did you put the smiley face in
I am not saying you can have both
elaney: you press a : then )
eMum: Waaaaaaaaaaaa;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;t
8:24 PM sorry
elaney: you can also do hearts
<3
eMum: how?
elaney: < then 3
eMum: oh it turns into a heart <3
elaney: †
you can do crosses too
eMum: :)
elaney: †
alt t
8:27 PM
eMum: how did you make it yellow
elaney: alt them t
don’t know – it just made itself yellow
:)
:(
:P
8:28 PM
eMum: how did you know how to do that
8:29 PM
elaney: told you that most of 2009 was spent blogging and gchatting right?
this ain’t the first rodeo
eMum: <3
elaney: you got the heart down
that’s your best one
8:31 PM
eMum:  :)
8:32 PM
:)
your faces are cuter
8:33 PM
elaney: i’m younger
eMum: can other people read our g chat?

October 23rd, 2009

Tights? Yes Please!

Whenever the subject of tights comes up, eMum likes to mention when 12 year old elaney took hers off while seated in the little acolyte seat in the front of the church.  Appropriate?  No.  But it is important to point out that the tights were really uncomfortable, and no one saw!!

Fast forward to the present, and we say put the tights on!!   Everyone is asking about which and where to wear.  Here’s the thing, you have to go with your own style.  Re:  we recommend the black with lacy patterns (see below) and we looooooove the playful footless tights.  It’s totally possible to pull off more outrageous tights, but you need to have a pretty edgy style (eg in the 16-22 age range, be an actress, live in NYC, etc). 

In terms of footwear, flats are super cute with footless, but we think heels look better with the solid black and the patterned versions.  Have fun!!

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