January 5th, 2009
If Monday after the holidays feels like you just had 100 bandaids ripped off your body, well, we hear you. And so did ABC apparently because a new season of the Bachelor starts tonight. Ah how we love to hear people say things like “rose ceremony,” “one on one date,” and “fantasy suite” with a completely serious straight face. After the beautiful DeAnna made a pretty bad judgement call on Jesse (we hate to be ugly, but seriously, that was ridiculous – neon shoelaces?!?), broken hearted Jason was left in the dust. However, apparently 25 tv-ready single woman is all it takes to cure the broken heart. New season tonight at 8.
July 8th, 2008
There are no words.
This is more upsetting than Heidi Montag’s video premiere. This is worse than Angela and Tony’s relationship ruining Who’s The Boss. This is more random than Marissa dying on The O.C. This is a worse decision than Steven hitting a girl on The Real World. This is more disappointing than than the Vanessa / Nate storyline on Gossip Girl. This is more disturbing than Tyra Banks. The only man in America that can make Justin Bobby look kind of cute, and DeAnna picked him…over Jason. Jesse?? JESSE?
June 30th, 2008
Yeah, we had pretty high hopes for this season of the Bachlorette. However, DeAnna as desappointed us time and time again. First, there was kicking of the hot Virginia guy in the first episode. Then, there was keeping Twilley in the top six. THEN, keeping Jesse in the top three?!? DeAnna, you’re judgement is seriously in question. Plus, nothing interesting is even happening. We are now fully convinced that nothing is more entertaining than watching caddy women pitted against each other. The men don’t even compare. Nevertheless, we are ready for this season to be over, because even though we don’t like, we still can’t miss an episode.
May 19th, 2008
Beauuuutiful DeAnna premieres tonight as the Bachelorette. Can’t wait to watch this Newnan, GA real estate agent pretend to find the man of her dreams on television! DeAnna is a 2005 graduate from Georgia Military College with an Associates Degree in General Studies, and DeAnna received her real estate license from the Gaddy School in Georgia in 2006. 9pm on ABC.
