welcome to elaney!

Carter Woolfolk:  “Laney, you know what I don’t really get about you?  This whole ‘elaney alter ego thing.’”
Laney:  “Carter, it’s not an ‘alter ego.’  It’s a playful look at what happens to your inner 16 year old when she grows up.”
Carter Woolfolk:  “Huh.  Well it reminds me of the ‘Shermanator’ from American Pie.”