welcome to elaney!

We hope that you either (1) know or (2) assume how we might feel about Monogrammed Bumper stickers.  And that is that they are lame. So so lame.   Wanna paint yourself into a personality corner?  Pop one on your car.  They make pointed political bumber stickers seem like vague smiley faces.  If you put one of these stickers on your car, we can pretty much tell you everything you need to know about yourself.

So that’s why when Reader Willy sent in this pic, we had to share.  Glad to see there are still some people with customized pink bumper stickers that are cool.

3:30 pm – via phone
elaney:  “Hi, I’m going to need to rent a car.”
Enterprise Car Rental:  “Sure, what kind would you like?”
elaney: “Oh I don’t care – maybe something with XM radio?!”

Later that day…at the Enterprise on Piedmont
Becca, Enterprise Assistant Manager: “elaney, we’ve got a great car for you!!”
elaney:  “Oh thanks – y’all have been so helpful.”
Becca: “It’s a…Hummer!”
elaney: (sighs).

And scene.

hummer eclipsing my house…