February 15th, 2012
They say nobody loves you like your emum, but we’d say no one loves you as uniquely as your brothers. Our bros (who adamantly demand to be unnamed on elaney) sent us our valentine in the mail today. A bunch of random free spiff they found around their office and a card that plays music in Spanish. Signed “Roberto.” Nothing says sibling love like total randomness.
March 30th, 2011
One of our favorite features around here is when we have a male reader ask the elaney community questions. We all remember Dating Week from December ’09 and who can forget the lively debate sparked between notonthephone and Drofnib? Today one of our two favorite male readers (well, we think they’ve read a time or two) wants to know….”elaney (aka his sister), I kind of like a white 4Runner. But…will girls think I look like a soccer mom?” Eek – looks like a soccer mom could be a dealbreaker. Let’s hear it ladies. What should he do??
February 17th, 2011
“I’ll be honest, I just gotta watch that “The Bachelor.”" – Carter Woolfolk