January 12th, 2010

Bachelor, Meet Real World Road Rules Challenge

Reader Kenny just sent us a great tip: 20 “memorable” personalities from the Bachelor franchise will be living together in a house in a new competition style reality show, premiering on ABC late summer.  Wowza.  Apparently they are all friends and exist in some Bachelor / Bachelorette subculture, and now they are going to be filmed.  For more, click here.  There is only one question that comes to mind…WHO do you want to see on the show?  We want to see Rozlyn and hear more of her confusing logic!  Is it just us, or does she look like a Dallas Cowboy version of Scarlett Johansson?

“So you think that there’s no other girls here that fell for other people before they came on the show?”  Rozlyn Papa
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July 13th, 2009

Which Reality Show is Your Reality?

Reader shawty wants to know – if you could be on a reality show, which one would it be?  You can’t be someone else – you have to be your self, on the show. 

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June 16th, 2009

Ed and Gone

Bachelorette spoiler alert:  Last night, Ed left the show due to his job commitment and left Jillian in tears.  (Side note:  after last season, do you think Chris Harrison is still going to say that “[everything] is the most intense [whatever] in Bachelor history?”).  Ed was definitely the cutest.  We think that probably…he just wasn’t that into her.  Ouch!  Isn’t that supposed to be avoided when you’re the Bachelorette?  What do you think – was Ed’s job really in trouble; or was poor Jill jilted once again?

 

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May 18th, 2009

Bachelorette…It's Bac-k!

After much waiting, and complete disregard for our resolve to swear off reality dating shows, The Bachelorette is back, and we can’t wait!!  What will Jillian wear?  Will her accent annoy us?  Will she be cute and spunky?  Where will the fellas be from?  Readers, are you going to tune in tonight at 8?   Are you still suppppper angry?  Or is all forgiven and Monday nights are fun again?

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March 9th, 2009

Melissa: Professional Reality TV Star

Move over Tonya from the Real World, Melissa Rycroft is the latest B-lister to turn a stint on a reality TV show into a profession.  She started on Dallas Cowboys: Making the Team (which was seriously underrated), moved on to The Bachelor (as we all know), and now she’s headed to Dancing with the Stars (the worst reality show in history – sorry ladies, we hate it) for this season!  Apparently, she was the first choice for the Bachelorette, but she turned it down.  We kind of wish she had said yes – while Jillian is definitely more interesting, that accent is pretty strong.*

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 *disclaimer: dear canadians, we apologize for the above critique of your accent.  however, in all due respect, it is fairly thick.  if it makes you feel better, we have south georgia roots and still say hard “i’s” (nine, lie, buy) like we’re stopping at the Spectrum to buy pork rinds and hear about the new mayor.

July 11th, 2008

Deanna and Jesse Homepage

Not even kidding.