November 19th, 2009
BridesMADE to Order
There’s a stereotype of the bitter bridesmaid that really does a disservice to loyal friends everywhere. It’s pretty painful to watch bridemaidzillas in pink dresses chugging white wine and wiping smudged mascara from their eyes, and these girls are out there, but they really aren’t the norm. To be fair, most ladies have a lil’ bridemaidzilla hidden deep down, but in the interest of clearing it up for married people, teenagers, and men everywhere…it is possible to be sincerely happy to be a maid to your bride. Forget bridesmaidzilla, elaney girls are “BridesMADES to Order.”
It’s the mastery of the “BridesMADE for You” that led Reader EmEmli to ask the $1,000,000 wedding party question. When it comes to the wedding weekend, all of your duties are carefully laid out on a Google Docs spreadsheet that is sure to have lots of emoticons. You know where to be, what to wear, what the bride will be wearing (no copies!!). You have your ”BridesMADE of Love” toolkit that includes safety pins, hairspray, etc. You’ve learned to leave nothing to chance, nothing to imagination, and there is no room for error. Except….there is one event during the wedding weekend in which you are not “BridesMADE of whatever you want us to be.” And that my friends, is the rehearsal dinner toast…
The toast can touchy. Do you try to be funny? Do you try to be serious? To reflect on memories? To thank the grooms’ parents? There are just so many ways to go. Write it out, wing it, bullet points. So, let’s help out EmEmLi as you prepares to be “BridesMADE to Order at least until she can be BridesMADE Out with the Groomsman,” and give her some rehearsal dinner toast tips!






