welcome to elaney!

September 2, 2010 means…happy 9.02.10!  What what?!  To commerate, here’s a blast from the past.  From the wall of a lil elaney’s room to the blogosphere of eternity:

Well, we’ve spent the past few days processing the Bachelorette finale (but you’ll still get your 5 posts this week – hold tight).  While on the one hand, reality show finales always feel a little logging onto facebook when you think you’re going to get some really good gossip or a new album you’ve been waiting for but you end up not fully satisfied and wanting more.  On the other hand, Ali and Roberto really did seem like they found love.  Who knows.  All we know is that Chris L’s kissing is so weird, and we hope we don’t have to watch that all season since he was officially offered the next spot for the Bachelor.  Is that mean?  Do you think he noticed it?!  Anyway, post Bachlorette life seems as to be expected.  Ali and Roberto are moving in together; they were both offered spots on Dancing with the Stars, Ali signed with William-Morris, and they are definitely considering a TV wedding.

And that’s all we’ve got on that.

We are taking a vow of silence to mentally prepare for the season finale of the Bachelorette, the most dramatic season finale in Bachelorette history.  Word is that something happens that has “never happened before” on the Bachelorette or Bachelor…so, consider this your last chance to get your predictions out.

Tune in for a recap tomorrow.

To take bets on the Bachelorette.  It’s down to two, and Frank is a tool.  Below are the same photos Ali uses each week to decide who her one true love is and who to place photo side down.  For whatever reason, Bachlorette / Bachelor cast photos always look somewhat different than the cast does on TV.  However.  The dogtags remain the same.  Here is Roberto, and here is Chris.  We ask you, dear readers, who will win?

Look, not trying to say that the writer of this blog is always the smartest girl in the room, but we can call a spade a spade.  And look who’s breaking up…

The story also mentions that Jake is currently in ATLANTA taping a segment of Drop Dead Diva.  Huh.

Feel free to weigh in on last night if you feel so inclined.  Decided to change my vote to cute runner Kirk.

Bachelor Pad has been cast!! Who are you most excited about?!  For us, it has to be the Weatherman.  The forecast analogies crack us up!  Looks like the sun is shining on the Weatherman afterall!  However, there are crazies to boot.  The girl that liked bears on Jason’s season, and crazy Michelle from Jake’s!  PS.  How hilarious is it that they are all in bathing suits in their cast photos.  This is going to be amazing.