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Maybe it’s that it’s the summer.  Maybe it’s that we’ve been listening to Barenaked Ladies lately and nostalgic for high school (yet when are we not nostalgic for high school?).  Maybe it’s that it’s almost time for one of our favorite days of the year…new planner purchase day!  Or maybe we’ve just been in a good mood.  But lately…we’ve missed elaney.

If we were still blogging, we’d be writing about how Ashley Hebert is an embarrassment to all single women (and the phrase “dot, dot, dot” makes us want to gouge our eyeballs out and note that punctuation talk does not sexy talk yield).  We’d write about best Chick Lit for summer!  We’d write about where we are dining during our summer travels.  We’d write about how Pippa Middleton is the biggest bad a of the past decade.  (We would not be writing about Casey Anthony).  And we would of course be quoting some of our favorite elaney regulars…

Reader Melby:  ”I really miss elaney.  It’s like when things get hard in my life, I need elaney to guide me.”

Reader g-love (on a distaste for too many ways to communicate):  ”I just can’t do it anymore.  Now, every time I get on gchat, I just feel dirty.”

elaney:  ”We were talking about The xx…”
emum:  ”The who?”
elaney:  ”The xx.”
emum:  ”I don’t know who they are.”
elaney:  ”Shocker mom, here I thought you were so into Indie Rock.  Just listen to the story.”
emum:  ”Indie rock.  Now is that like Kid Rock?”

But we haven’t.  But it doesn’t mean we haven’t thought of you.  Summer has been great (feel like Melissa Carter leaving The Bert Show), but maybe…maybe one day…elaney will be back…