October 27th, 2009
Oh The Horror
“Short skirt, not a surprise. Couldn’t find a way to work the go-go boots into this one?” -elaney’s 10th grade history teacher, to elaney circa 1999
Perhaps it’s still the “haunting” memory of the high school humiliation, but we have a huge problem with girls that use Halloween as an opportunity to dress like trash. If you want to show your skin, fine. We get the temptation to shorten the skirt every now and then (see above). But what makes it annoying is pretending like you don’t know what you’re doing. Halloween does not give you license to dress like a Playboy bunny. It just doesn’t. If you want to do it, be our guest. But just don’t let us overhear you in the back room saying something like “omg why are so many guys starting at me tonight?!” If you do it, you have to own it. Now, go forth and prosper (preferably covered).
14 Comments
October 27th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
i love how girls try to make unsexy things sexy on halloween…like a “sexy fire truck” or “sexy dolphin” costume
October 27th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
I know!! The year I saw sexy rainbow bright I decided to revolt and be an M&M, complete with enormous costume, white turtleneck and white leggings. It was great, and I was warmer than all those nasty girls.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
You preach it, elaney.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Amen!
October 27th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
Say it, sister. But what I really want to know is… which 10th grade teacher told you this!?
October 27th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
and i love bb’s comment. i laughed out loud.
October 27th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
Homeroom for 4 years. The worst 19 minutes of my day, 5 days a week.
October 27th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
sorry girls – we had to sensor – elaney has some silent readers
October 28th, 2009 at 7:33 am
Hmmm…did that 10th grade teacher say it with her signature “smirk?”
October 28th, 2009 at 8:40 am
Will everyone in Atlanta attest to the fact that it is beyond horrific here? Every radio/tv/mag/online ad is for some club’s sexy costume contest with buy one get one free vodka shots. I had to watch It’s the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown last night to cleanse my soul.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:36 am
Ha…i think its hysterical that [CENSORED] didnt like you.
October 28th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Fine, but i still think its funny.
October 29th, 2009 at 9:38 am
I could not agree more with this post.
October 29th, 2009 at 11:13 am
I’m all about being cute on Halloween, but there is a line between vampire bride and bunny slut.
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