Adult Pigtails = Not Okay
At elaney, there are not that many things that we vehemently oppose. We’re down for taking chances – we support black nail polish and funny little knit hats. There are many things we encourage of course (waistlines girls), but we save our absolute nos for when we mean them. We meant it with monogrammed bumper stickers, and we mean it with adult pigtails. Ladies, they look ridiculous. We don’t know how to tell you, but just because you think you look cute (and we encourage you to feel great about yourself), it does not always mean that you do. We had to learn this the hard way with hippie skirts in college, and we want to save you from cringing at the pictures on facebook. If you have more than one tail in your hair – it’s probably time to roast that pig. This is one BBQ that’s definitely overcooked.