March 7th, 2008
Jessica Alba is about to put us over the edge
We have been thinking about how to approach the Jessica Alba topic for awhile now. It’s a bit difficult for us, because the issue is so personal. It’s difficult for us to evaluate her fashion, her movies, and her comments, because we can’t separate ourselves from our emotions about her.
Let’s just say we aren’t huge fans.
We don’t like it when she complains about being so beautiful (Oh cry me a river).
We don’t like it when she complains about being misunderstood as a Hispanic who doesn’t know Spanish (I mean, I can see how the Hispanic community does value comprehension of the language).
We realllllly don’t like her bored expression and her most-popular-girl-in-8th-grade-smile (that’s always a charming look).
But this geniunely happy pregnancy glow is about to put us over the edge. UGH. Could Jessica Alba be anymore annoying?!?!
6 Comments
March 7th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
i think you are my soul mate. it is like two bodies, one brain and one dislike of probably the most overrated individual in pop culture today.
March 7th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
dear elaney, why does jessica alba always get invited to the oscars????? does anyone know??
March 7th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
g-love: please never lose your jaded heart. luv, your counterpart
March 7th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
melby, i think it was her stand out performance in honey. wasn’t that a best picture contender? i believe it was edged out by million dollar baby.
March 12th, 2008 at 12:23 am
I. Completely. Agree. SO overrated- catapulted to stardom by looks alone. Not like it’s the first time, though.
June 9th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
[...] and Cash Have Baby Girl Jump to Comments We are not huge Alba-fans, but lately, we’ve sort of opened up to her. Major brownie points for the low key, not all [...]
Leave a Reply